SIGNS


1. At a Megalink ATM:
"OOF LINE".

2. Nakasulat sa pader:
"MARUNONG KA BANG KUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

3. Along a highway in Pampanga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE."

4. On a building in Cebu:
Atty. Domingo Carriedo "NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"

5. On a self-service restaurant in Cebu:
"PLEASE HELP OUR COMFORT ROOM CLEAN"

6. In a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

7. On the gate of a house:
"BEWARE! BITE YOU THE DOG!"

8. On a door of a two-storey building stairway:
"SECOND FLOOR, UPSTAIRS..."

9. On a low beam post:
"HEADS OFF, PLEASE."

10. On a house beside an auto repair shop:
"NO PARKING AND REPAIR HERE"

11. Signs at PHILCOA:
"NO CROSSING PEDESTRIANS WILL BE APPREHENDED"

12. In Baguio Country Club:
"TEMPORARY CLOSE"

13. In Cubao:
"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

14. In a parking lot:
"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

15. Office clinic in Sta. Cruz:
"DR. SAKIM A. MORGE. MD."

16. Along Luneta Boulevard:
"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

17. Jeepney and Bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

18. On a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

19. On a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"

20. On window of a restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

21. On a street in San Juan:
"BAWAL MAGTAPON NG BINALOT NA TAE RITO"

22. A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' washroom in a university:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."

23. On a truck:
"KUNG NABABASA MO 'TO, PAG-NAUTOT AKO MAAAMOY MO"

24. At a construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

25. Somewhere along San Andres:
"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

26. Vacant lot near Makati Ave.:
"DON'T PARKING"

27. At an eatery in Cebu:
"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL