Think About It
Death is hereditary.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
(attributed to George W Bush Jr.)
You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.
Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.