SARS OFFICE TEMPERATURE TRACKING SYSTEM

Note: The new Singapore Office Regulation says all employees are now required to check body temperature twice a day. If my body temperature rises above 38 Deg. C, you know where to find me...

MY BODY TEMPERATURE:

Fri, 25 Apr. AM: 36.2 Deg C, PM: 36.2 Deg C
Mon, 28 Apr. AM: 36.7 Deg C, PM: 36.6 Deg C
Tue, 29 Apr. AM: 36.7 Deg C, PM: 36.7 Deg C
Wed, 30 Apr. AM: 36.7 Deg C, PM: 36.0 Deg C
Thu, 01 May LABOR DAY!!! HIPHIP,YEHEY!
Fri, 02 May AM: 36.7 Deg C, PM: 36.4 Deg C
Mon, 05 May AM: 36.6 Deg C, PM: inameeting&forgot
Tue, 06 May AM: 36.8 Deg C, PM: 36.6 Deg C
Wed, 07 May AM: 36.7 Deg C, PM: 36.8 Deg C
Thu, 08 May AM: 36.5 Deg C, PM: 36.6 Deg C
Fri, 09 May AM: 36.8 Deg C, PM: 36.8 Deg C
Mon, 12 May AM: 36.7 Deg C, PM: 36.7 Deg C
Tue, 13 May AM: 36.8 Deg C, PM: 36.6 Deg C
Wed, 14 May AM: 36.8 Deg C, PM: 36.2 Deg C
Thu, 15 May AM: vesak day - no work with pay!
Fri, 16 May AM: 36.7 Deg C, PM: 36.8 Deg C
Mon, 19 May AM: 36.6 Deg C, PM: 36.7 Deg C
Tue, 20 May AM: 36.3 Deg C, PM: 36.6 Deg C
Wed, 21 May : nasa Seoul, nagpapalamig
Thu, 22 May : nasa Seoul, nagpapalamig
Fri, 23 May : nasa Seoul, nagpapalamig
Mon, 26 May AM: 36.6 Deg C, PM: 36.6 Deg C
Tue, 27 May AM: 36.5 Deg C, PM: 36.6 Deg C
Wed, 28 May AM: 36.5 Deg C, PM: 36.5 Deg C
Thu, 29 May AM: 36.8 Deg C, PM: 36.5 Deg C
Fri, 30 May AM: 36.7 Deg C, PM: 36.7 Deg C
Mon, 02 June to Mon, 09 June: nasa pilipinas nagtatrabaho
Tue, 10 June AM: 36.7 Deg C, PM: 36.7 Deg C
Wed, 11 June AM: 36.6 Deg C, PM: 36.6 Deg C
Thu, 12 June AM: 36.6 Deg C, PM: 36.6 Deg C
Fri, 13 June AM: 36.6 Deg C, PM: 36.6 Deg C
Mon, 16 June AM: 36.9 Deg C, PM: 36.9 Deg C
Tue, 17 June AM: 36.8 Deg C, PM: 36.8 Deg C
Thu, 20 June AM: 36.8 Deg C, PM: 36.8 Deg C
Mon, 23 June AM: 36.8 Deg C, PM: 36.8 Deg C

have i told you lately, van morrison
we've got tonight, bob seger
big yellow taxi, joni mitchell
bette davis eyes, kim carnes
proud mary, ccr
dreams, fleetwood mac

covered songs whose original versions must be part of your playlist. in fact, you can throw away the cover versions. hehehe...

Habang nag-se-search ng mga artist na kasali sa "PHILIPPINE HITS - AROUND THE WORLD KARAOKE", napadaan ako sa binebentang CD sa Pinoy Central na pinamagatang "Kukurutin Ko" ni Bert Dominic.

Sino si Bert Dominic? Naiintriga ako sa kanya. Bakit ganito ang title ng mga kanta niya?

Kukurutin Ko
Titina
Kay Tsong, Kay Tsang
Johnny's Bird
Tutubing Karayom
Nawawalang Bikini
Hapi Na Si Manoy
Ang Seksi Mo Darling
Ang Siyota Kong Putol
Mag-ingat Kay Ate Aida
Awit Kay Mahal
Ang Nobya Kong Pinay
Okey Lang
Kayakap Ko Ay Unan
Girl, Naaalala Kita
Ibig Kong Bumalik Sa Maynila
Miss Na Miss Kita
Di Kita Malilimutan

sino si bert dominic? tutuo ba siyang tao, o kathang isip ng isang corning-bastos na tulad ko?

Ang Balita ay Handog sa Inyo ng Joy, ang Tissueng Punet!

Host: Missis, why do you use Joy Tissue?
Missis: Simply and honestly, it's because it's absorb more pawis!
(Ay, it's absorb!)

-galing sa boob tube booboos ni nestor torre

Mga Kababayan, magsitago na kayo.... andyan nang mga Hapon!!!

Singapore SARS Update:

TREATED AND DISCHARGED: 104 (up 13 from 5 days ago)
IN HOSPITAL: 58 (down 3)
IN CRITICAL CONDITION: 19 (up 3)
DEAD: 14+2 (up 1)
TOTAL NUMBER OF CASES: 178 (up 11 new cases)
INDEX CASES: 7 (no change, ibig sabihin wala nang galing sa abroad na nakakahawa sa local population)
SUSPECT CASES: 87 91 (down 4)
UNDER HOME QUARANTINE: 599 (last available info from 5 days ago)

MGA KASALUKUYANG BINABASANG COMICS...


1. Y: The Last Man: Unmanned
In the summer of 2002, a plague of unknown origin destroyed every last sperm, fetus, and fully developed mammal with a Y chromosome - with the apparent exception of one young man and his male pet. This "gendercide" instantaneously exterminated 48% of the global population, or approximately 2.9 billion men.


2. Lucifer Morningstar, The Divine Comedy

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...Lucifer Morningstar, the fallen angel of light, the former Lord of Hell, and the owner of a fashionable Los Angeles based piano bar called Lux. On his ongoing quest to escape predestination, Lucifer is accompanied by his faithful servant and lover, the beautiful female demon Mazikeen, one of the daughters of Lilith.



3. Sandman Presents: The Furies

In the three years since Daniel left to fulfill his destiny as the new Sandman, Lyta has suffered greatly from the loss of her only son. Now the bloodline that has made her kin to the Furies has taken over her senses' and her sanity. In an effort to escape her pain and unravel her mysterious heritage before it consumes her, Lyta accepts a job with a traveling theatre troupe on its way to Athens, Greece. But a series of cruel and familiar mythological figures set their sites on destroying the Furies and plan to use Lyta Hall as the ultimate pawn.


4. Batman: Arkham Asylum

The story is about Batman and his sanity, or possible lack of such. For the most part, it takes place in Gotham City’s Arkham Asylum, where all the really crazy arch-villains are kept. The criminally insane have taken over the asylum and The Joker is demanding that Batman come inside with them where he belongs. Most of the story deals with this confrontation, interwoven with the gruesome history of the place. At the time of the story some of the inhabitants include The Joker, The Scarecrow, Mr. Destiny, and Two-Face.

mga pinagbabasa ko ngayon:

the last vampire
the excorcist

que horror, puro horror.

Think About It

Death is hereditary.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
(attributed to George W Bush Jr.)

You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.

Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.

try try must die!

BUMPER STICKER BLUES

BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots... and I married their king.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice):
We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Hang up and drive.

God must love stupid people...He made SO many.

Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

If you can read this I can hit my brakes and sue you

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them

Bwakanginangyan, ang laki ng Bagyong paparating sa Pilipinas!!!

Examples of SingLish: A short conversation between CK, a boy of nearly 6, and his next door neighbour, whom he calls 'Uncle'.

[N is at the door of the CK's' house]
CK: Uncle! Uncle get me my ball, I got big one for you.
N: Why?
CK: Inside the house.
N: Where's that big bicycle?
SK: Gone. [SK is CK's mother]
CK: Big bicycle taken away.
N: Taken away already.
CK: No. Because going Toa Payoh.
N: Going Toa Payoh. Oh oh. Then bicycle go first ah. OK you go with them.
CK: Don't mind hah. Know where also.
N: Ah.
CK: There my gra- my grandmoth- my my- My uncle also went.
N: Next time you grow up you take over the big one.
CK: Yeah. [N laughs]
CK: Then my mo- brother take over my one. [CK & N laugh] Yeah ah.
N: As soon as he take yours ah,you take your father's one. [N laughs]

naintindihan nyo ba?